Eddie Mugavero: music

An unrecorded song that cracks me up. Wiiliam C. O'Lector is a "bill collector" in case you haven't figured it out. I figured I'd give him a name since he calls me all the time..haha..this song was written with John Prine in mind.

WILLIAM C. O’LECTOR

IT’S WILLIAM C. O’LECTOR
CALLING ME AGAIN
WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER?
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND
CAN’T GET BLOOD FROM A TURNIP
I’M DRY AS I CAN BE
SO WILLIAM C. O’LECTOR
WON’TCHA PLEASE STOP CALLING ME


SOME BANK SENT ME A MASTERCARD
THEY MUSTA LOST THEIR MIND
SO ME AND IT WENT SHOPPING
WE HAD A REAL GOOD TIME
BUT NOW MY PHONE RINGS OFF THE HOOK
THEY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
BUT I GOT CALLER ID
SO I AIN’T NEVER HOME….

(CHORUS)

SOMETIMES HE CATCHES ME OFF GUARD
LIKE SUNDAYS AFTER MASS
SO I GET REAL ITALIAN
AND CHANGE MY VOICE REAL FAST
“THANKSA FOR CALLIN’ TONY’S PIZZA
YOU HAVE-A COUPON-A TODAY?
THE GUY THAT USED-A TO HAVE-A THIS NUMBER
I THINKA HE PASSED AWAY…”

(CHORUS)